Keep it real

. My human enjoys it so much when I crap in his shoe, he’s a busy guy in the morning and I like to help. He throws the shoe, I go get it, rub my nose in the crap. Take it back to him and he rubs my nose in it too, what a guy, never too busy to spend a moment with a buddy.

.. My girl likes looking for it, then even mops it so I don’t get my feet dirty the next time.

. I like when he is so happy to get it warm and grassy, so many good dogs. I try to hold it to morning, even if he is in the middle of breakfast, he drops everything and grabs a handful.

.. I chewed up that thing she has been attacking for ever, gnawed off all the buttons, the tail and left pieces of its corspe everywhere to warn any more.

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