Why do I have the feeling that when the government takes over my money, they will not do any better than me, at spending it wisely.
Stupidity has a half-life, intelligence is contagious.
Can sometimes be hard to see through your jet wash, buying offsets are like pretending you are educated.
We are all here, because we are not all there.
You ask a $15 an hour guy to tune your rocket, when all he can understand is pointy end up.
But when I put in my two cents, your thoughts aren’t worth that much, are they.
The last time I ate at the local taco stand, I probably knocked two days off the life of the Earth. it was a beef taco too, them damn cows!
Even if werewolves are just lore, the moon causes many more problems. Crime spikes, extreme waves, longer days and probably causes climate change and heart attacks.
The dumbest thing a person can ever do, is assume you are not surrounded by stupid people.