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We don’t fall up

We are all here, because we are not all there.

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Dial it back

You ask a $15 an hour guy to tune your rocket, when all he can understand is pointy end up.

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Penny for your thoughts

But when I put in my two cents, your thoughts aren’t worth that much, are they.

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Ban Tacos

The last time I ate at the local taco stand, I probably knocked two days off the life of the Earth. it was a beef taco too, them damn cows!

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Cancel the Moon

Even if werewolves are just lore, the moon causes many more problems. Crime spikes, extreme waves, longer days and probably causes climate change and heart attacks.

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The new reality

The dumbest thing a person can ever do, is assume you are not surrounded by stupid people.

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Let her be free

I talked to the Earth, she (her preferred pronouns) said, “It always gets better when they start eating each other, that always happens when the bugs are all gone”

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Free speech?

Free speech is like singing in the shower, when money talks people actually listen. Money is still saying, violence and hate are top sellers.

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Once upon a time

Did we at some point in time, gravitate to the more intelligent side of humanity? Hey, maybe a volume control….. , oops, guess we should not have left that knob where anybody could reach it

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Photographic Memory!

You want me to remember something? A photograph could help, I seem to keep more things in external storage anymore. You show me a picture of someone and I can say ‘yah, that’s kinda what that guy looked like when that picture was taken’.