We are all here, because we are not all there.
Author: admin
Dial it back
You ask a $15 an hour guy to tune your rocket, when all he can understand is pointy end up.
Penny for your thoughts
But when I put in my two cents, your thoughts aren’t worth that much, are they.
Ban Tacos
The last time I ate at the local taco stand, I probably knocked two days off the life of the Earth. it was a beef taco too, them damn cows!
Cancel the Moon
Even if werewolves are just lore, the moon causes many more problems. Crime spikes, extreme waves, longer days and probably causes climate change and heart attacks.
The new reality
The dumbest thing a person can ever do, is assume you are not surrounded by stupid people.
Let her be free
I talked to the Earth, she (her preferred pronouns) said, “It always gets better when they start eating each other, that always happens when the bugs are all gone”
Free speech?
Free speech is like singing in the shower, when money talks people actually listen. Money is still saying, violence and hate are top sellers.
Once upon a time
Did we at some point in time, gravitate to the more intelligent side of humanity? Hey, maybe a volume control….. , oops, guess we should not have left that knob where anybody could reach it
Photographic Memory!
You want me to remember something? A photograph could help, I seem to keep more things in external storage anymore. You show me a picture of someone and I can say ‘yah, that’s kinda what that guy looked like when that picture was taken’.