If these words have ever come out of your mouth, you should be banned from politics. I think prices / inflation can go up faster than you can print money.
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Decided to identify as autistic
Definitely have the qualifications, now when I do something stupid y’all can only say “Ain’t that cute” or quietly “He identifies autistic”.
Why not?
Pick a prison, everyone gets psychedelics, look at the results after 10 years. If that doesn’t help, teach them how to parachute jump, you could fly them a long ways off for what internment costs.
Is different the same?
Can Painted Turtles identify as transsexual transhumans or is the unlimited limited? I have mucho paper if we need to write some new laws.
The real meaning of life
Work hard, follow your peers, lead the race, etc. People have been touting this for thousands of years, what part of ‘they are all dead’ do you not understand
Dumb sells
People always underestimate the value of a stupid advertising campaign, there is a very large audience
Planet Required?
Isn’t it a little presumptuous to think alien life needs a planet like us, painting the universe with a broader brush may work better?
Is this appropriate?
My computer started out asking nicely for me not to turn it off anymore, now it is starting to sound more like threats.
Mass psychosis
Most of the entire human race is under a pig psychosis, we hear ‘oink’ when in reality the pig is saying ‘please don’t eat me’. Then we eat them.
Stoned Monkees
After discovering mushrooms, weed and getting creative, these monkees started calling themselves human.