We are all here, because we are not all there.
You ask a $15 an hour guy to tune your rocket, when all he can understand is pointy end up.
But when I put in my two cents, your thoughts aren’t worth that much, are they.
The last time I ate at the local taco stand, I probably knocked two days off the life of the Earth. it was a beef taco too, them damn cows!
Even if werewolves are just lore, the moon causes many more problems. Crime spikes, extreme waves, longer days and probably causes climate change and heart attacks.
The dumbest thing a person can ever do, is assume you are not surrounded by stupid people.
I talked to the Earth, she (her preferred pronouns) said, “It always gets better when they start eating each other, that always happens when the bugs are all gone”
Free speech is like singing in the shower, when money talks people actually listen. Money is still saying, violence and hate are top sellers.
Did we at some point in time, gravitate to the more intelligent side of humanity? Hey, maybe a volume control….. , oops, guess we should not have left that knob where anybody could reach it
You want me to remember something? A photograph could help, I seem to keep more things in external storage anymore. You show me a picture of someone and I can say ‘yah, that’s kinda what that guy looked like when that picture was taken’.